F*CK FULL TILT

I dont even need a fucking picture I am so pissed. I have been playing regularly on here for about 2 1/2 weeks now. I would say thats thousands of hands down. I havent had pocket ACES since my last post. That was literally the last time I saw them.

I sit down at a heads up after losing about 35 bucks in a cash game to some bad as runner runner 4 card flushes (this also NEVER happens for me) and of course the chick I am playing is:

-  Foreign
-  Has lost about 400 bucks on the site in less than 100 games played

Ready for this.........

Now I havent had ACES since my last post. This chick, who is horrible by the way, and allowed me to stay in the match by calling with nothing, gets pocket ACES THAT I SEE seven times in 33 hands. Seriously? Thats random?

7 / 33 = 21.2% of her hand were aces. WTF. I am so pissed I dont even know how to explain this.

I am getting good at calling it......

So this hand came. I raised more than pot size preflop and had one caller. I saw that flop......now I would say probably 90% of players would reraise this guy after he bet out, but I saw that and I was like, hes got the flush. Fucking Full Tilt gave me AA after I ran up more than 60 bucks this weekend and now they want to take it back. So I called his little raise. Then he checked the turn and I checked, and then he checked the flop and like I said most people would bet, but I knew, I promptly stand up and leave full tilt for the day.

I can call this stuff. Maybe I can come up with a formula where you can become profitable on Full Tilt. Is there a % gain before you start losing? Can you play and stop when you know FT is starting to F you over? I am going to keep track and let you know. I am up 67 bucks in one day today. So that feels pretty good.

Come on now. Really? If I push this I lose 100% of the time

So today I have lost every race, never hit any straight or flush draws and generally am just getting pissed to the point where I take all my money off the poker sites, deleted this blog, fly to Full Tilt headquarters and smack the hell out of everyone there........on second thought I could go to the world series of poker and just smack all those ripoff artists in the back of their heads just for building this bullshit site. So here we go.

Yeah he has AK which is a better hand than mine...........So what? He should have raised. I raised preflop he called, we both checked the flop and the Q hit the turn. I bet he goes all in, I call. Now at this point he has NO PAIR and he cant hit an ace. So he has essentially 3 kings he can hit or 4 jacks. 7 outs on the river, thats it. And the river hesitation comes and I know before the cards shows that he hit it. The computer hooked his foreign ass up and yup. Thats exactly what happened. Such bullshit. I cant even win with the best hand with one card left to fall. The proof is coming, its going to hit Full Tilt hard. When this blog hits a big time poker magazine (oops wait did I just mention that, yes I did).

Full Tilt makes the unrandom question too easy lately

Lets take this hand. There is not much more proof needed for unrandomness. This is an all in hand, that I push into a horrible donkey. Let me preface this by saying as soon as the guy got into the sit n go I saw that:

A. He was from Russia
B. He has lost a lot of money on here.

So I say to myself "dammit, another foreign player that has lost money, there is a bad beat coming." So I actually win some chips from him which is surprising. Then I get AA and he raises and I am like thank god I might win one of these, he goes all in and I call. HE HAS A FREAKING Q 3 off suit. And hits trip 3's versus my AA. So I think to myself "oh shit, here we go again." And then this happens.

All in preflop because he raised again so I go all in because I know he doesnt have anything. I hit the ace on the flop and think again, I am going to lose this. AND THEN RUNNER RUNNER 7. The odds of which are just not going to happen. Thanks Full Tilt for this perfect example of how unrandom your website actually is.

Literally......Full Tilt owes an explanation for this

I can actually call this shit before it happens. I sharkscoped the guy:

Foreign player.....Check
Lost money on the site.....Check

So hes been pushing crap the whole game. I see that he goes all in again and I think, nah he doesnt have it hes beat. Then I call and I see it AND I SWEAR TO YOU I SAY TO MYSELF HE WILL HIT THE KING ON THE RIVER because he fits the bad beat profile. So the turn comes. And then comes the slight small hesitation before the river cards is shown and I know it already. I got up and walked away before I saw it, turned around and looked and BAM there it is. I can actually call these beats. I am getting good at it. If only I could see the players that I am playing before I register for the tourney I think I could actually pick who I would win against and who I would lose against. I may look into getting that video software so that I can talk along live and call the beats before they happen. I wonder how Full Tilt could explain that happening???

My Last Post.....at least this week

I physically cant do it anymore. I am down more than 100 dollars today and have lost with the best hand each and every time. In fact the beats are down right ridiculous. I just lost the last heads up with QQ all in versus a J3. He runs threes. Before that in a 11 dollar tourney my AA of which we saw the flopped and I hit trip aces lost to a 45 in which a straight flush ran out. The last hand I played was AQ hearts pushed all in to a flop of 10 J Q two hearts.....think about my outs there.....I DONT LOSE THAT HAND. But on FT I got called by a Q 7 off suit and wouldnt you know it, I hit my flush on the turn with a 7 and he hits a 7 on the river for a boat. I physically cant take it anymore.

FULL TILT IS NOT RANDOM. I can prove it. This site proves it, hundreds of other players agree.

My offer stands for bitch ass HOWARD LEDERER to come to my house stand there and watch the cards fall and still claim that this site that he started is anywhere near random. In fact it is getting worse. The beats are so bad at this point that ANY RANDOM COMPANY would never certify this site as being random. This is why the servers moved out of the US. So they could cheat people out of there money. If banning all online poker is what it takes to shut full tilt down I am all for it. These guys are crooks and need regulation.

Another all in preflop call where words are not necessary

As NO ONE makes the call unless they know whats coming.